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"Hillary actually DID collude with Russians, to the tune of $145 million in donations from Russians to the Clinton Family Foundation slush fund!!"

That's a lie, actually. Fact check:- none of the donations pointed out by Schweitzer in his "Clinton Cash" book were from Russians.- by far the largest contribution highlighted by Schweitzer are the $131 mn from billionaire Franck Giustra, the former owner of Uranium One. Who had sold all his interests in Uranium One in 2007, three years before the events targeted by Schweitzer.

Also, for your information:- the Uranium One deal involved US uranium mining rights which represent less than 0.2% of world production. The bulk of the deal was about the Uranium One mining rights in Kazakhstan, which were more than 20 times larger.- the US is a very small uranium producer. It imports 90% of its uranium from abroad, including in particular... Russia, which accounts for 45% of US imports. That's about 10,000 tons imported from Russia last year, one hundred times more than what Russian-owned Uranium One produces in the US. - the value of the Uranium One mining rights in the US was less than $50 million at the time of purchase. But sure, someone gave $145 million to the Clintons so they could buy it.

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I gotta go with Mark Hamill's suggestion. He wants it to go to Carrie Fisher. I like the irony of it; him getting replaced by a woman, and a woman who called him on his BS at that.

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Needz more Manafort in orange. Or, better yet, Manafort in orange looking daggers, although I imagine that image isn't available.

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Also: ladders, how do they work?

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Your mama being sent to prison for hooking around was indeed a travesty. The 5 dollar blowjobs will be missed.

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Obligatory: I hate Illinois Nazis.

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Yeah, I noticed that, too. Not gonna click on that link.

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Yes. And you need $10K. That's how much it costs, I believe.

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Somewhere in my files is a copy of an early 70's Warren horror comic that contains a story called Lover of the Bayou. It's a tentacle thing. Fascinating to see an American take on that shit, especially from way back before we knew about the Japanese weirdness.

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My glow in the dark boobs shall protect me!

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DO NOT INSULT THE LORD OF THE COSMOS, FILTHY FLESHLING.

CAN'T A MIND-SEARING INCARNATION OF DARKNESS AND EVIL HAVE A LITTLE VACATION WITHOUT YOU INSECTS MAKING FUN?

GREAT CTHULHU LIKES A NICE SWIM NOW AND THEN TOO, YOU KNOW.

SO WATCH THE SASS OR I'LL EAT YOU FIRST.

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Good luck finding that unicorn, Sparky.

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Yes, ATTILA THE BUN!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Or when Mueller casually mentions some fake Intel and says "Whatever you do don't tell Vlad this"...

And then the FBI wiretap (Wiretap? Probably a couple of lines of server code any 14 year old hacker knows) of Trump's compromised phone of Trump calling his Boss 5 minutes after Mueller walks out to spill the beans

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