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EdR's avatar

No reason to thank me.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

He can be friends with us and still be a fucking jerk.

We are all fucking jerks from time to time.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh yes, but that's not how those who typically bestow the word on others generally mean it.

george lastrapes's avatar

What is that in newton/meters?

EdR's avatar

You are permitted to name yourself "uppity", Sarah.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It does. And now I REALLY don't want to drink in there.

Scribbles's avatar

Ahhh...exactly Donnie's kind of bacterium

Sarah Smith's avatar

Oh, I just posted the same thing about myself above. I should have looked further downlink.

Sarah Smith's avatar

When people ask me why I didn't change my last name to my husband's when I got married, I reply it's because I'm an uppity woman. I'm as white as they come. Does it count if it's self referential?

Sarah Smith's avatar

Nobody would believe him.

george lastrapes's avatar

"How are you, Mr. PeeResident?" That's a perjury trap right there.

george lastrapes's avatar

Did you know the upvote is the new bitcoin? And I gave you one! Now where's mine?