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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Florida man is not exactly known for his discernment.😉

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bupkus231's avatar

Well, I hardly think that ad alone was responsible for all the Florida Man vote. Adam Putnam tried awful hard to be their guy ( "I sold out to the NRA!" ), but Donald Rump called DeSantis "a tough, brilliant ...uh... cookie " How could Florida Man resist that siren call?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I dislike anyone who uses their children as a prop.Sadly, it worked.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

I was in Oslo just before Christmas once. It gets dark about 3:30 in the afternoon that time of year.

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phoenix00's avatar

Big cats are so little cats just deadlier and vicious-ier.

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phoenix00's avatar

They are. That. Dumb.

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fuflans's avatar

uhhh no. not even a little fucking bit.

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Culinary Mercenary's avatar

The picture at the head of your article, I would be unashamedly proud if I was part of the reason you got your sorry ass impeached.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It is a strange place for a hook-up, but hey, at least they left to (hopefully) have some fun.

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Fusilier 0770's avatar

"Grifty bastard and Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke used federal funding to get $43,000 worth of tickets to the Wolf Trap, a posh Northern Virginia amphitheater, according to a new report by the Interior Department's Inspector General. "

OK, I'm sure Zinke has never met a kickback or quid pro quo he didn't like, but in his infinite list of unethical money making schemes this is not so much a personal.benefit as much as a professional "perk" that the Wolftrap Foundation has been gifting to every Secretary of Interior for decades to keep the sweet Federal money flowing to subsidize a self-sufficient private enterprise.

"In a shocking turn of events, Paul Ryan says he probably won't bring back so-called "pork projects" or earmarks, calling them a "corrupt" and "abusive process.""

Fits into Paul Ryan's fuck you I got mine worldview. Ayn Rand would be proud.

"Elon Musk bro'd out on the Joe Rogan bro-dcast, smoking weed, drinking whiskey, and dicking around with flamethrowers. With Tesla already suffering major production problems, cash shortages, maturing debt, a flurry of lawsuits, an SEC investigation, and a revolt from its board of directors, Tesla shares tanked overnight (again)."

Great idea on technology, but huge douche for its implementer. Still, dude has mad fuck you money, so I am sure when he tanks Tesla he'll have more time and money to fuck up some other great idea.

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Brian Fowler's avatar

Racism. Misogyny. Homophobia, Islamiphobia, Xenophobia. All the phobias, really.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

They call it the "Dutch disease" - a country rich in natural resources (eg oil) tends to be very expensive because all the other prices get driven up.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

You call that a landing?

More like a crashing

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

“What’s the password?”

“Mazeltov”

“Get lost!”

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Thanks but some of us are trying to eat lunch here

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"M"'s avatar

Yup. Plus, as POTUS44 said while accepting an ethics award in his home state this very afternoon:

"We didn't ask for that. We didn't elect them."

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