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Thanks!I (finally!) figured it out!

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I eventually got there.(Sometimes, I'm slow.)

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Because their daddies and husband tell them how to vote. Men obviously have domain over lowly owners of baginas.

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Republican women don’t suffer these indignities doncha know? /s

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this is my favorite thing for a long while.

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They're not in the raccoon family. They actually were given their own classification.

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Ya know, next pizza, I’m gonna skip the mushrooms

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I was wondering

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They’re all probably on the board and have significant stock holdings in the prison industry. I’m not even kidding.

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It overcomes objection that would otherwise surely come. I feel the same way about drug tests for job applicants and as part of routine mandatory safety procedure after accidents in the workplace.

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Bleurgh.

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Is he crying? That's the same face Christopher Cantwell made when he found out there was a warrant out for his arrest.

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Eau de Blech!

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BUT THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!

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"Note: Cruz's wife, Heidi, is a vegetarian from California."

And he's an asshole from Canadia.

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