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I like the music on Dom's video better.

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MEERKAT BABEEZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like squids and Squidward (if Homer wasn't my spirit animation then Squidward or Zoidberg would be) and my best friend in grad school was nicknamed "Squidia" by her baby brother so I refuse to let them co-opt it.

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what, he's not CHAD F(ucking) LUDINGTON III?

our US-Amercian aristos just keep letting us down

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I don't know why I think baby meerkats speak French, but I believe they'd be saying, "Je suis squee".

Though "Squee" is a little ruined for me now, since I think (a) adorable yet (b) lifting weights with Tobin, PJ, and Squi (that's a nickname).

"That's a nickname" was my husband's favorite part of BK's Big Lie Testimony, BTW.

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Charles "Chad" Ludington really does have it all. This is my new favorite perfect name. It's like a WASP onomatopoeia*.

*I know, it's certainly not literally an onomatopoeia.

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It was almost 30 years ago and he was in his early 70s, everybody just rolled their eyes and I changed the subject (which was probably all he really wanted.)

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"Why am I bifurcated here?"

- Fluke Man's last words

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I wish that there was a filter like Make Trump Kittens for videos.

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I guess he listened to weekend edition on Sunday.

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Porterhouse: Fifty bucks says the Ross kid picks his nose.Lou: You're on.Porterhouse: All right, kid, take your time.[Wilbur picks his nose]Lou: Double or nothing he eats it.Porterhouse: Don't do it, kid![Wilbur eats it]Porterhouse: That kid will eat anything!Lou: He was hungry.

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Only the John Mayer music is good. He is a horrible person.

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I'd like Votes Down on Monday, October 8. I think Yertle will press a vote and then try to use that dud to stop the #BlueWave. It's a strategy that is sure to #FAIL.

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So hard to keep up with the stupid things said by Trump's kids.

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