10 Cutesy Business Headlines From Today's Marketwatch

10. Airbus A380's collision. 

9. Bets on Australia’s gambling firms. 

8. California's grape expectations. 

7. Drilling away at dental costs. 

6. Venture bets on online gambling's future. 

5. Doctors stick patients with paperwork fees. 

4. Take a chance on risk. 

3. Ticket to nowhere:  Why you should steer clear of transportation stocks for now.

2. Pools in pricey homes make a splash. 

1. Many of us won't be able to retire until our 80s. 

Oh sorry that last one is not really cutesy or punny, it's just another bullshit Class War "push up the retirement age" story planted by the Koch Brothers in their quest to dissolve Social Security and Medicare.