The Biggus Dickus of allEarlier today, we learned that during Ted Cruz's days as the solicitor general of Texas, he and his team fought long and hard to ban the sale of "dildos, artificial vaginas, and other obscene devices."
Ok, so I'm going to make a confession here; I installed a massaging shower head for literally one reason. I mean, it has all sorts of other benefits, like it converts in to a rain shower and stuff. . . . but, yeah, I love that fucker!
Also too, caution ladies and gentlemen; maple syrup in any orafices that do not include a tongue for tasting deliciousness is an invitation for yeast infection and all kinds of other nasties. Why does Cruz want to give us infections?! Cruz is pro-bacteria!
I feel that this may be a tactic used by unhappy upperclass ladies who hate their ladies-who-lunch so called friends. I can see it now ; "that Tiffy is such a bitch! How dare she suggest my gown for the debutante ball was off fhe rack!! I can't wait to watch her eat my pussy cucumber sandwiches!"
This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for shooting, one is for fun.
Do wash the cucumber before insertion. Wash again thoroughly before chopping up for dainty sandwiches.
You mean O Street.
Priceless!
You may manually simulate the drapes, but not the carpet.
Have you tried it for hysteria?
William S. Burroughs guffaws in his grave.
Thanks, Obama.
Pre-wrapped seems redundant here.
What part of Life, liberty, and the pursuit of previously-approved happiness do you libs not understand?
Excellent! I've always wanted to be the bad girl outlaw living on the edge.
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I think a solid gold dildo would be a tad pretentious. Good for kegel practice, though.
Bad Dragon has a selection of artificial butts and vajayjays.
Ok, so I'm going to make a confession here; I installed a massaging shower head for literally one reason. I mean, it has all sorts of other benefits, like it converts in to a rain shower and stuff. . . . but, yeah, I love that fucker!
Also too, caution ladies and gentlemen; maple syrup in any orafices that do not include a tongue for tasting deliciousness is an invitation for yeast infection and all kinds of other nasties. Why does Cruz want to give us infections?! Cruz is pro-bacteria!
I feel that this may be a tactic used by unhappy upperclass ladies who hate their ladies-who-lunch so called friends. I can see it now ; "that Tiffy is such a bitch! How dare she suggest my gown for the debutante ball was off fhe rack!! I can't wait to watch her eat my pussy cucumber sandwiches!"