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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Eat my shorts, it’s The Simpsons! I wrote about the famous chalkboard gag here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/i-will-not-waste-chalk

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Menotsure's avatar

Have you ever thought about opening a gif Glamuseum?

I'd pay a buck to wonder through the looping screens.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

😂

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Between that and the couch gag, there's enough to keep people talking for years.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Brilliant!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Thank you 😍

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Worldle for Friday August 11 did not present much of a challenge.

#Worldle #567 1/6 (100%)

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https://worldle.teuteuf.fr

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Dok, I love both Thornton and your kickass possum mug tyvm!

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Khavrinen's avatar

"Twitter was fined $350,000"

Good thing Musky is so _very_ financially savvy!!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Between the FBI shooting the MAGAt terrorist and the goofball RFK Jr supporter, this country is facing a serious mental health crisis.

At least we have the enhanced geothermal plant nice times.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So, how long until the republicans waive the pledge requirement in order to allow the former guy to participate?

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John Norris's avatar

Waiting for them to allow RFK, Jr on the debate stage.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

On the Republican stage? That’s where he belongs.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

My first reaction to the Jules trailer was “Ben Kingsley is still alive?”

My second reaction is that it’s ET with old people. And I mean that in a good way.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

All hail Thornton!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I almost wish TFG would be in the debate, because he would not be able to stop himself from saying something incriminating.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Hi Dok! Letting you know that noncommenting on the Shakespeare post has been accidentally restricted to 'paid subscribers only' and a lot of people are feeling frustrated. Hope it can fixed without having to take the post down!

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Edith Prickly's avatar

HELLO THORNTON!

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

FERAL CAT LIBELZ 😾

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Rocket Cat's avatar

I love Dok’s possum mug: eat trash hail satan

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

I have that t-shirt.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

A. None of my kids were feral cats as teenagers, at least as far as I know

B. Our city's election for mayor is coming up and the two leading candidates are Democrats. In fact, there is no chance at all of a Republican winning. So all the Republicans are supporting one of the Democrats - even the self-described "hard-right Trump-lovers" I met last night. So the question is:

Should I support the same candidate that the MAGAts are supporting? And I can say, it is enthusiastic support, more or less. I am totally confused.

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clairence's avatar

Trump never intended to do the debates, I think. He's been asking recently in his emails if his cult thinks it's worth his time, or if he should instead spend said time SAviNg AmeRiCa!

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John Norris's avatar

Or The PAB could finish his healthcare plan.

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