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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Cilantro is nasty too. I am the embodiment of EVOL.

phoenix00's avatar

Word-replace "noodles" and that describes me.

phoenix00's avatar

Kid Rock and Glenn Beck are trying to buy their way out of a guilty conscience by paying off layaway debts at WalmartAnd is there a good reason why Walmart can't pay off Walmart's layaway debts?

santyclz's avatar

HERETIC!!!!!1!!

Burn him!

goCatgo's avatar

It is still important.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I don't see it happening. It'd require massive changes in diet and activity and after 40 weight loss becomes MUCH harder.OTOH, the idea of his being compelled to eat food he doesn't like and work out every day brings joy to my heart.

kermit's avatar

Upvote because ewww. Also, funny.

kermit's avatar

Dr. Tongue, you've forgotten the importance of owning the libs. Without the recourse of this important civil right, True 'merkins will have no recourse for maintaining freedom and other patriotic values.

Also remember that all regulations are evil, because all categories of things, actions, and laws are binary, with clear bright borders. We can't be saying that regulations are sometimes out of control, but sometimes needed.That way lies madness!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Jeez, Jimmy Dean, this isn't how you do 'fortified with iron and other essential nutrients.'

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I dunno -- I think we should focus more on him losing 239 pounds, and less on sloppy suits. I like the weight loss goal for him.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Say what? Not many sandwiches can compare to a nice corned beef on rye, with a shmeer of Dijon and a couple slices of kosher dill.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It could. This is the highlight reel.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

They get their support from the same place they get their thoughts and prayers.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's easier to find gloves in child sizes than to find suits to fit his sloppy gut.