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Cilantro is nasty too. I am the embodiment of EVOL.

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Word-replace "noodles" and that describes me.

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Kid Rock and Glenn Beck are trying to buy their way out of a guilty conscience by paying off layaway debts at WalmartAnd is there a good reason why Walmart can't pay off Walmart's layaway debts?

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yes

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HERETIC!!!!!1!!

Burn him!

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It is still important.

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I don't see it happening. It'd require massive changes in diet and activity and after 40 weight loss becomes MUCH harder.OTOH, the idea of his being compelled to eat food he doesn't like and work out every day brings joy to my heart.

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Upvote because ewww. Also, funny.

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Dr. Tongue, you've forgotten the importance of owning the libs. Without the recourse of this important civil right, True 'merkins will have no recourse for maintaining freedom and other patriotic values.

Also remember that all regulations are evil, because all categories of things, actions, and laws are binary, with clear bright borders. We can't be saying that regulations are sometimes out of control, but sometimes needed.That way lies madness!

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Jeez, Jimmy Dean, this isn't how you do 'fortified with iron and other essential nutrients.'

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I dunno -- I think we should focus more on him losing 239 pounds, and less on sloppy suits. I like the weight loss goal for him.

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Say what? Not many sandwiches can compare to a nice corned beef on rye, with a shmeer of Dijon and a couple slices of kosher dill.

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It could. This is the highlight reel.

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They get their support from the same place they get their thoughts and prayers.

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It's easier to find gloves in child sizes than to find suits to fit his sloppy gut.

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