A conservative media host has declared it unconstitutional for a creationist to be tried in court by anyone who isn't another creationist, because echo chambers are the last defense against tyranny.
Judge: Well, Mr. Hovind, we went ahead and applied Coach Dave's idea about selecting the jury. But I got some bad news.Kent Hovind: What's that, y'honor?Judge: We just couldn't find 12 peckerheads as plumb ignorant as you are. So we are just gonna go ahead without a jury. I'll be judge AND jury.Kent Hovind: Why, that Coach Dave! Wait'll I git my hands on him....Judge: AFTER you get out of prison, son....
Does Coach Dave realize that Justin Harris is one of his peers?
But I don't like veal.
I suspect most juries are composed of creationists; they are, after all, people too stupid to get out of jury duty.
Memo to Wingnuts: Words already have meanings.
That is all.
"Hitler, Stalin, and George W. Bush"
Well he has a few good ideas...
This is Pensacola, Florida we're talking about. I'm a bit surprised they found a judge who can read.
Judge: Well, Mr. Hovind, we went ahead and applied Coach Dave's idea about selecting the jury. But I got some bad news.Kent Hovind: What's that, y'honor?Judge: We just couldn't find 12 peckerheads as plumb ignorant as you are. So we are just gonna go ahead without a jury. I'll be judge AND jury.Kent Hovind: Why, that Coach Dave! Wait'll I git my hands on him....Judge: AFTER you get out of prison, son....
Well, if it'll get me out of jury duty...
I like it! Do you get 12x the mileage allowance that the court pays for jury duty?
Seriously. Talk about answered prayers.
Ya, I want every decision to be made by people JUST LIKE MEEEEE. "Yer honor, I'll just provide my own 12 mirrors, thank you."
Say, you know who else was like Hitler, Stalin and George W. Bush?
A writing desk? Am I doing this right?
I have to admire Coach Daub's mastery of arcane legalish vocabumentary:
Coach: Objection, your Honor. This jury is kinda messed up. And it's not germane. I don't see a single German on this jury.
Judge: Your point being...?
Coach: My point being my mind goes crazy sometimes.
Judge: In that case, objection sustained.
No, that was the answer to "Who else was like Caligula, Ozymandius and George H. W. Bush?" But thank you for playing "Say, You Know Who Else?"
Oh hell no, I would NOT want 12 of me to talk about anything. You can't even imagine how awkward that'd be.
"Your honor, we're requesting a 15 minute recess so Hardlys 5, 7, and 8 can stop talking about the new Homeworld game."