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Does Coach Dave realize that Justin Harris is one of his peers?

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But I don't like veal.

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I suspect most juries are composed of creationists; they are, after all, people too stupid to get out of jury duty.

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Memo to Wingnuts: Words already have meanings.

That is all.

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"Hitler, Stalin, and George W. Bush"

Well he has a few good ideas...

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This is Pensacola, Florida we're talking about. I'm a bit surprised they found a judge who can read.

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Judge: Well, Mr. Hovind, we went ahead and applied Coach Dave's idea about selecting the jury. But I got some bad news.Kent Hovind: What's that, y'honor?Judge: We just couldn't find 12 peckerheads as plumb ignorant as you are. So we are just gonna go ahead without a jury. I'll be judge AND jury.Kent Hovind: Why, that Coach Dave! Wait'll I git my hands on him....Judge: AFTER you get out of prison, son....

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Well, if it'll get me out of jury duty...

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I like it! Do you get 12x the mileage allowance that the court pays for jury duty?

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Seriously. Talk about answered prayers.

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Ya, I want every decision to be made by people JUST LIKE MEEEEE. "Yer honor, I'll just provide my own 12 mirrors, thank you."

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Say, you know who else was like Hitler, Stalin and George W. Bush?

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A writing desk? Am I doing this right?

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I have to admire Coach Daub's mastery of arcane legalish vocabumentary:

Coach: Objection, your Honor. This jury is kinda messed up. And it's not germane. I don't see a single German on this jury.

Judge: Your point being...?

Coach: My point being my mind goes crazy sometimes.

Judge: In that case, objection sustained.

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No, that was the answer to "Who else was like Caligula, Ozymandius and George H. W. Bush?" But thank you for playing "Say, You Know Who Else?"

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Oh hell no, I would NOT want 12 of me to talk about anything. You can't even imagine how awkward that'd be.

"Your honor, we're requesting a 15 minute recess so Hardlys 5, 7, and 8 can stop talking about the new Homeworld game."

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