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Joshua Norton's avatar

Oh, Bethany is such a romantic. You mean lefty-types are hurting her girlish feelings. Why won’t you stop oppressing her with your cold, hard facts and let the poetry that burns deep within her soul flow forth?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Will you be there the entire time?I think I can make Sunday.

Mahousu's avatar

I'm impressed with how lazy the Benghazi conspiracy theorists are, in that they don't even really bother to come up with a conspiracy theory.

Compare them with the birthers, who went through all that effort of photoshop "analysis," (mis)translation of Kenyan videos, etc. The Benghazoids are far more efficient. Just keep saying "Benghazi" over and over again; it's good enough.

Mahousu's avatar

So if I train my preschooler, she can go armed, too? That'll teach the other kids to share the blocks.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Bethany: There is still hope for you. We saw in this election cycle a young man who became a16-year old conservative icon in 2008 by supporting Sen. John McCain come to his senses and speak out for Mr. Obama. Of course, getting invited to too many conservative private parties may have had some influence on that decision. And you've got nothing to worry about in that department, begin a girl and all.

Stil - we won't give up on you! You may see the light.

fuflans's avatar

this made me laugh out loud two days in a row.

fuflans's avatar

remember that psycho kitty video making the rounds a couple years back? cats beating up kids is all kinds of awesome.

fuflans's avatar

<i>Yes, I said it: Today’s feminists, whether directly or indirectly, are actively advocating the murder of unborn baby girls.</i>

if she's the alternative, well...

bobbert's avatar

Assume chicken choked.

bobbert's avatar

It's been pissing down rain here, so naturally my attack cat took advantage of the downpour to catch a fucking sparrow. While I was watching.

Luckily, I don't give much of a shit about sparrows.

bobbert's avatar

I was gonna say something about bull terrier, but then I read your comment again, so I'll just shut up now.

bobbert's avatar

Nah, you can't ever build up any speed on Lombard, on account of all the switchbacks.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.our-food-recipes.com\/ancient-mayan-food.html" target="_blank">"It is believed that popcorn is a Mayan invention."</a> Someone, somewhere on the interwebs, will have already posted your most inspired bit of sublime nonsense as gospel truth. "The river Alph ran through caverns measuring 10.65 kilometers."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So a clueless 16-year-old, spouting non sequiturs and/or Faux News sound bites, is a wingnut heroine. Color me surprised.

bobbert's avatar

As it happens, <i>I</i> don't get the parody. I've just walked up and down Lombard.

bobbert's avatar

Wait. My electric toothbrush doesn't work anymore?