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Virginia Governor Tim Kaine has again vowed to pursue a statewide smoking ban in any place that serves food (conveniently forgotten: Virginia requires that all places that serve alcohol serve food, so he's saying everywhere). Kaine's stance is a direct affront to the few D.C. smokers that bother to cross the Potomac Ocean on the Metro to take advantage of the fact that Arlington and Alexandria bars permit smoking indoors. Oh, wait. Everyone in D.C. refuses to cross the bridge into Virginia because it's scary, so it'll just be the Virginians getting screwed out of their cigarettes. Never mind, carry on. [ Washington Post ]