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*CAN HUCKLES DO IT?: * Drudge has apparently called South Carolina for McCain, but the major networks are holding out. McCain was leading Huckabee 34% to 29% while the latter awaited various hick towns in the northwest to file their ballots. Now it's McCain, 33% to 30%, with 82% of precincts reporting. So it's closing up, but chances are WALNUTS! will win, black babies and everything. Buy some bomb-proof sunbrellas, Lebanon.

Oh hey look, the kids at MSNBC just called it for McCain! Haha, Chris Matthews hates women. [ CNN ]