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Metadude's avatar

Obummer's invading Texas as we speak to force Obamacare down their throats!!!!!!!!!!

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Still, that was one hell of a weekend.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

The RAND Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people?

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Maybe if you stop crashing your car into your house...

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doktorzoom's avatar

Damn, that's some good Poe.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

But not so coherently.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

What, did you credit score go down or some bullshit like that?

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SirFartzAlot's avatar

Tinder

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Extemporanus's avatar

Today, we are all Bernie.

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Extemporanus's avatar

That actually sounds delicious – too bad he's probably eaten by now, bag and all.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Welcome to the real world, where everybody has four-digit deductibles. (Unless they're Golden Sacks employees, of course... we wouldn't want them to have to pay a deductible.)

Maybe you can negotiate a pay cut.

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Extemporanus's avatar

"Paging Dr. McGillicuddy..."

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Ah, found your meth lab did they?

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Lefty Frizzell's avatar

Happily, we can report that Mack's GFM appears to have well and truly stalled half way through his 2nd $30K:

http://www.gofundme.com/hel...So it doesn't look like that works so well after all, once you've alienated all the gullible liberal do-gooders.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Uhm...can I use a lifeline to answer this question? I'd like to phone a friend...

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