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Obummer's invading Texas as we speak to force Obamacare down their throats!!!!!!!!!!

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Still, that was one hell of a weekend.

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The RAND Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people?

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Maybe if you stop crashing your car into your house...

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Damn, that's some good Poe.

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But not so coherently.

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What, did you credit score go down or some bullshit like that?

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Tinder

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Today, we are all Bernie.

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That actually sounds delicious – too bad he's probably eaten by now, bag and all.

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Welcome to the real world, where everybody has four-digit deductibles. (Unless they're Golden Sacks employees, of course... we wouldn't want them to have to pay a deductible.)

Maybe you can negotiate a pay cut.

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"Paging Dr. McGillicuddy..."

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Ah, found your meth lab did they?

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Happily, we can report that Mack's GFM appears to have well and truly stalled half way through his 2nd $30K:

http://www.gofundme.com/hel...So it doesn't look like that works so well after all, once you've alienated all the gullible liberal do-gooders.

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Uhm...can I use a lifeline to answer this question? I'd like to phone a friend...

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