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DsMTwoShoes's avatar

Joni Ernest look and act alike candidate?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

She'll be 18 before the election.

Until then, you'll have to call her a baby tea-see you next term.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

To be ready when the South rises again, duh.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Does this mean we need a Juniors' Division for Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year?

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bobbert's avatar

WYDTIS

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I've got no idea. But something about showing the damnyankees what-for and restoring honor (of having an economy based on slave labor?).

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Aside from LimeyLizzie, who had a special dispensation, I don't recall Wonkers much using the word. Even the likes of Palin or Coulter have to earn the label, by doing or saying something considerably more reprehensible than usual.

So yeah, we use it, but in this context it's overkill. (P.S., she's not Hitler, either.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

♫ I just met a girl named Sharia... ♫

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She might look good in a dipthong.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Legislative Shitmuffette is a different category.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In WV, coal is the State Fossil.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I did pledge to drink all the beer in the house before I went to bed each night

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she's a little young to be so full of derp

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William's avatar

cute young wingnut is still a wingnut.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Meh. I give 1 year and she’s screaming on FOX news BENGAAAAHHHZEEEEE!!!! ARGLE BARGLE DERP DERP DERP!!!1!

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PubOption's avatar

She's from the south, that 'ai' is not a diphthong.

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