17 Comments

Joni Ernest look and act alike candidate?

Expand full comment

She'll be 18 before the election.

Until then, you'll have to call her a baby tea-see you next term.

Expand full comment

To be ready when the South rises again, duh.

Expand full comment

Does this mean we need a Juniors' Division for Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year?

Expand full comment

WYDTIS

Expand full comment

I've got no idea. But something about showing the damnyankees what-for and restoring honor (of having an economy based on slave labor?).

Expand full comment

Aside from LimeyLizzie, who had a special dispensation, I don't recall Wonkers much using the word. Even the likes of Palin or Coulter have to earn the label, by doing or saying something considerably more reprehensible than usual.

So yeah, we use it, but in this context it's overkill. (P.S., she's not Hitler, either.)

Expand full comment

ҙ« I just met a girl named Sharia... ҙ«

Expand full comment

I did pledge to drink all the beer in the house before I went to bed each night

Expand full comment

she's a little young to be so full of derp

Expand full comment

cute young wingnut is still a wingnut.

Expand full comment

Meh. I give 1 year and she’s screaming on FOX news BENGAAAAHHHZEEEEE!!!! ARGLE BARGLE DERP DERP DERP!!!1!

Expand full comment

She's from the south, that 'ai' is not a diphthong.

Expand full comment