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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"nine holes before lunch"

Great, next season it'll be 28 and counting...

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The most adventurous food was a sushi roll that your 4-year-old made (instead of, you know, going somewhere that actually knows how to prepare sushi)? And you go to <em>Nepal</em>?

I'm just glad he didn't ask where the nearest McDonald's was.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

El gringo es muy estúpido, sí?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Christ, 19 kids? This family doesn't procreate, it pollinates...

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You annoy the fuck out of the locals. So much so, in fact, that in some places (not Nepal, of course) they kill you, just to make you stop.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He must going to Nepal to shop for a new uterus for his wife.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Seriously, who does pay the freight for these grifters? This guy is obviously completely unemployable in any normal sense of the word.