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MissusBarry's avatar

I know! I stalk the Eat Wonky truck like a motherfucking psycho.

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Indeed, <a href="http://www.eatwonky.com" target="_blank"> <a href="http://www.eatwonky.com</a>" target="_blank">www.eatwonky.com</a></a>. I've always felt a good gravy makes or breaks it. The amount of thought and sampling involved is probably kinda ridiculous, but k-evers. And Miracle Whip on it, wow. I can see the flavors creating a beautiful harmony, but I think the richness might tip the scale in terms of my body rejecting it. Eh, fuck it, wouldn't be the only thing of that nature I'd go ahead and eat anyway. NorCal must be one of the worst places ever to try to indulge in a gluttonous treat.

MissusBarry's avatar

Yeah, there's one in DC. Not only do they serve delicious poutine, but they also serve it piled on a big hot dog. And whoopie pies. It's a mobile heart attack and I usually get one of each. Thank goodness it doesn't park near me too often, or I'd be in the market for a used Hoveround in short order.

Mahousu's avatar

All right, somebody at the FBI is doing peyote big-time. From page 3 of the presentation:

<b>Tools that give the interrogator the psychological advantage:</b> <i>An Ancient Mayan Legend of the Spinning Pyramid</i>

Hopefully, they warn their recruits not to drive or operate heavy machinery once the pyramid starts spinning.

PubOption's avatar

USA is the land of the Yankees, not those loser Braves. H. Steinbrenner

MissusBarry's avatar

A guilty pleasure for which I feel no guilt, since it's Canadian. Where's that poutine food truck parked today? Now I'm craving Eat Wonky.

MissusBarry's avatar

And you survived such a horrific ordeal! Praise be Allah, er Jeebus! Whatever, same difference.

MissusBarry's avatar

They're in a different manual on non-traditional, but still fearsome, weapons. IPDs--Improvised Projectile Devices.

MissusBarry's avatar

Written after Rachael Ray came in for a pie with a Dunkin' coffee in hand and a scarf around her neck?

Mahousu's avatar

For teabaggers, it should read <i>"swayed more by misspelled words than ideas ...</i>

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

At the end of the presentation there is an advertisement for Sea Monkeys!!!