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There seem to be some bogus Chrome extensions floating about. Disable them all, and see what happens.

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"Yes, that's why I'm kicking your ass!"

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I hear they're handy when attempting to do Times Square on New Year's eve. You have to show up at like 5:00 pm, and you're essentially locked in for the next 8 hours. (This discourages terrorists.)

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If the Palins didn't exist, we'd have to invent . . . um, actually, no, we wouldn't.

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The only thing dangerous at my local Walmart is getting squeezed between two of the manatee-sized other shoppers.

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The Palins ... the grift that keeps on grifting.

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<em>"like a little pussy you know what I’m saying?” Track said, referring to Steve. “Like he’s not gonna fight nobody. … Most innocent, basically a gay guy, but he’s not.”</em>

...I might be getting my peas in my mash potatoes, BUUUUUUTTTT I'm pretty sure Michael Sam could turn this fukk-wit into a red smear on the pavement if he wanted to. Just sayin!

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...yeah, she lives in the basement of Hubble Palin

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For this debacle, I think a little 'thank-you' is appropriate.

Dear John McCain: Thanks a lot, you stupid, cranky, whiney fuckwit.

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<strong>...can you imagine the apoplectic dungle fukk that would have rained down if you replaced the name "Palin" with "Obama"?!?!</strong>

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<i>Because the friends and family of the revered liberal elite are treated like delicate China. </i>

Calm down Honey Boo-Boo.

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Stay tuned for further installments about Cuntundra and her clan in the next edition of the Fartknocker Report. You can only read it here at Wonkette.

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Runt cunt and her momma grizzly cunt calling other people cunts Now thats priceless right there

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Lou Sarah was reported to have said "Don't you know who I am?" but she later stated that what she actually said was "Don't you know who he is? (son Track in a fight) He's a veteran". And as everyone knows you do not ever hit a veteran.

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And oddly, China isn't all that delicate. It's sometimes sensitive if you mention free speech or Tienanmen Square, but on the whole, the place is pretty robust.

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