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When I see stuff written in a similar vein in other places on the web it usually has a bunch of comments attached that call for ridding the USA of the papist vermin.

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I have a lot of the same feelings about Mother Church as regular old Comrade Mom: she means well, and has a lot of good advice, and cares about you, and when she starts saying things that are hurtful or don't make sense, you change the subject and remind her to check her meds later.

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I don't know about god, but I sure want to see that new Terry Gilliam film.

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Nobody ever expects the Bachmann Inquisition!!

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"Thank me this meforsaken year is finally over and done with!"

-- God

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<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Md7OvU5JIcI" target="_blank">Scary Islamic ringtone</a>

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Don't worry, 2015 is gearing up to be <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/dumb-fox-news-hashtag-generates-predictably-sarcastic-r-1676648215" target="_blank">just as bad</a>

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"In-school suspension," huh? I used to give myself that punishment all the time, like when Coach Canino was explaining how cars work in Driver Ed. I'd just suspend my attention, right there in-school.

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I wonder which circle Dante would put our congresspersons in?

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Almost as if it dives into a pit.

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Considering Dante, it would depend on which ones he was <i>personally</i> pissed off at.

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Who do you think RUNS all this wingnut shit?

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That's why He created the Debbil.

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Let's conjure him up and show him around Capital Hill. He will have a list in no time.

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