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northierthanthou.com's avatar

I had an encounter with this guy on twitter. ...It was as every bit as underwhelming as you might have imagined.

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pianoplayer1's avatar

Please you quotation marks ("). What does "& quote" even mean?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or in this case, Nostradumbass

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bobbert's avatar

I dunno. Hoft may deserve SMOTIE(meritus).

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bobbert's avatar

Being old, I am impressed that blow-up sheep exist.

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jqheywood's avatar

Chuck's Lemon Party, of course!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We're all descended from trees . . . but it's guys like Chucky who embarass them.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Johnson, Chuck: Worst. Pork product. Ever.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

well, there was the time he claimed to piss in his girl friend's mouth...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

A lady with a raccoon infestation? Geez, I'll never complain about a case of the crabs again...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Furby libul!!1!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He does nothing to end the stereotype of the evil redhead.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

To all the other Charles C. Johnson's of the word, I offer humblest apologies that you must share a name with this odious knave.

To the Charles C. Johnson that is the subject of this article, GO SOAK YER HEAD!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He's supposedly into submissive Asian girls, though I would have pegged him as more the 'dry humping lawn furniture' type...

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bobbert's avatar

<i>descended from the trees</i>

Trees libel!

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Now that I've seen him shorn, I understand why he rocks the gross beard.

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