I know, right? Seriously, have they never bought a used car? Had someone knock on their door and offer to fix their roof? Met an Amway salesman?
And the way he treats the people around him - I've had bosses like him, and I thought everybody else had, too, and knows how to spot that particular brand of asshole.
Some place, somewhere on the day there was no massacre in BG, there was one somewhere perpetrated by terrorists who shouldn’t have been where they weren’t.
(I love "The Penguins of Madagascar," particularly the episode when Skipper said "Rico, bow me!" when he resigned himself to the possibility that he was a female when the power went out before Kowalski's test had finished running)
Versus "vegetable gold?" Or what?
Drunk and disorderly, with an arsenal in his room? What could possibly go wrong? They are impinging on his Freedumb!
The Christianistas, as I like to call them, care not for the New Testament, only the vengeful god of the Old.
That's why trailer park boyfriends often kill the children girlfriend had with her previous guy. Classic primate behavior.
The first 18 seconds suffice.
Upvoted for Python quote.
Well we would prefer you not die. Unless of course you depend on Obamacare. Then there is nothing we can do because Trump says, “Obamacare is dead.”
I like your policy, I will be implementing it in our household.
I got those jokes, I’m old now.
I know, right? Seriously, have they never bought a used car? Had someone knock on their door and offer to fix their roof? Met an Amway salesman?
And the way he treats the people around him - I've had bosses like him, and I thought everybody else had, too, and knows how to spot that particular brand of asshole.
Thank God for Kellyanne's "alternative facts".
Some place, somewhere on the day there was no massacre in BG, there was one somewhere perpetrated by terrorists who shouldn’t have been where they weren’t.
Needs moar "Gaddafi Girls Gone Wild"
And a similar ending to the real life Colonel (with votes, of course)
He tells the lies they like to hear?
Roast Nebri? My favorite!
(I love "The Penguins of Madagascar," particularly the episode when Skipper said "Rico, bow me!" when he resigned himself to the possibility that he was a female when the power went out before Kowalski's test had finished running)