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Versus "vegetable gold?" Or what?

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Drunk and disorderly, with an arsenal in his room? What could possibly go wrong? They are impinging on his Freedumb!

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The Christianistas, as I like to call them, care not for the New Testament, only the vengeful god of the Old.

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That's why trailer park boyfriends often kill the children girlfriend had with her previous guy. Classic primate behavior.

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The first 18 seconds suffice.

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Upvoted for Python quote.

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Well we would prefer you not die. Unless of course you depend on Obamacare. Then there is nothing we can do because Trump says, “Obamacare is dead.”

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I like your policy, I will be implementing it in our household.

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I got those jokes, I’m old now.

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I know, right? Seriously, have they never bought a used car? Had someone knock on their door and offer to fix their roof? Met an Amway salesman?

And the way he treats the people around him - I've had bosses like him, and I thought everybody else had, too, and knows how to spot that particular brand of asshole.

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Thank God for Kellyanne's "alternative facts".

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Some place, somewhere on the day there was no massacre in BG, there was one somewhere perpetrated by terrorists who shouldn’t have been where they weren’t.

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Needs moar "Gaddafi Girls Gone Wild"

And a similar ending to the real life Colonel (with votes, of course)

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He tells the lies they like to hear?

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Roast Nebri? My favorite!

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(I love "The Penguins of Madagascar," particularly the episode when Skipper said "Rico, bow me!" when he resigned himself to the possibility that he was a female when the power went out before Kowalski's test had finished running)

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