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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

We used to do science.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I want stuff! Free stuff!

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Aaron's avatar

The First Amendment is as simple and as straight forward as can be, yet, it is astounding how few people have even the vaguest idea as to what it means.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It's only a little past 4 p.m. Eastern. Plenty of time for Trump to top himself. Or do I mean bottom himself?

I'm not doing a count-down but it wouldn't surprise me one bit if he unleashes the n-word before midnight.

To shore up the base.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Typical Nazi tactic.

In this case, it seems to have fallen flat.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And I found myself thinking of Aerosmith's Big Ten Inch Record while I was watching that.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He's got Andy Rooney eyebrows!

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nightmoth's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Found this linked at a comment on outage report site:

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Interesting how often those two categories overlap.

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nightmoth's avatar

Oh, good grief. I just posted the Disqus alert here that you graciously provided to a different website, and I thank you for it.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Monkey balls.

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Amy!'s avatar

"Big stick" is another, although it's more disgust/disdain for the short-fingered vulgarian than actual hate.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Trump says American women's country has a "corrupt and inept" government. He isn't wrong.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Figures. Ancient coding meets reality.

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CCPA.It's fun to cheat on the CCPATroll bot, Troll bot, Are you listening to Vlad?Troll bot, Troll bot, Disqus: here to be had.CCPAIt fucks up with the CCPA. ♫

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Amy!'s avatar

They must've borrowed B. Barry Bamz's time machine, so they could go back and collect the comments and upvotes before the system dropped them on the floor, and then they came back to now to post them, but overshot, but that was actually kinda cool because now there are two of each of them to finish uploading all the saved upfists.

SCINCE!

Or possibly something else happened, but I can't imagine what that could be, can you?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Of course, in an hour you'll be jonesing for a new one.

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