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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh yes... and every chicanery or treason is fine because of the magic of IOKIYAR.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

The FSM's also too. (see, I toldja I use it all the time).

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You did!! Proof!! hehehehe

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Leftflank's avatar

I hope Dawg is listening intently!

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doug r's avatar

I got you covered upthread

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

OK, there is no way this can go possibly go wrong. Scientists inject monkey embryos with human brain gene https://www.discovermagazin...

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

My New Years resolution is to hate Susan Collins more than I did in 2019. This goal may not be attainable but it’s important to test your limits.

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

You win the worst New Year’s Eve award, but it doesn’t sound worth it at all. So sorry for your loss, and for the evildoers drinking your whiskey.

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moonbeammairgold's avatar

Said the man who proselitized a CRACKPOT RELIGION to FRENCH PEOPLE.

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moonbeammairgold's avatar

I used to know "respectable Republicans," but that was in the 80's, before Saint Reagan. He was the least respectable of all, until now.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Sorry!

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

I'd like to know exactly how it went. I mean I'm sure it was fun but I like to hear how it was fun. Hate to think of somebody afraid to go in somewhere.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

fuck em.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Did they fart in his general direction and catapult cows at him?

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therling's avatar

Oh, wait. I’M the lunatic, it’s just that the round tablets make you forget tha

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The barn is on fire!

Now is not the time to assign blame or to stop Trump from toasting marshmallows.

We are better than that.

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