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Oh yes... and every chicanery or treason is fine because of the magic of IOKIYAR.

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The FSM's also too. (see, I toldja I use it all the time).

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You did!! Proof!! hehehehe

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I hope Dawg is listening intently!

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I got you covered upthread

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OK, there is no way this can go possibly go wrong. Scientists inject monkey embryos with human brain gene https://www.discovermagazin...

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My New Years resolution is to hate Susan Collins more than I did in 2019. This goal may not be attainable but it’s important to test your limits.

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You win the worst New Year’s Eve award, but it doesn’t sound worth it at all. So sorry for your loss, and for the evildoers drinking your whiskey.

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Said the man who proselitized a CRACKPOT RELIGION to FRENCH PEOPLE.

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I used to know "respectable Republicans," but that was in the 80's, before Saint Reagan. He was the least respectable of all, until now.

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I'd like to know exactly how it went. I mean I'm sure it was fun but I like to hear how it was fun. Hate to think of somebody afraid to go in somewhere.

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fuck em.

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Did they fart in his general direction and catapult cows at him?

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Oh, wait. I’M the lunatic, it’s just that the round tablets make you forget tha

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The barn is on fire!

Now is not the time to assign blame or to stop Trump from toasting marshmallows.

We are better than that.

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