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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Stay tuned here for Dick Jokes New Years Eve...

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ShrillKitty's avatar

For you. I'm 3 hours behind. "Forest of the Dead" right now, then "Amy's Choice," "Vincent and the Doctor," and then "Day of the Doctor." :)

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BosGrl's avatar

Goodbye to those Korean dress up games my daughters used to love... goodbye to memories of Club Penguin and Webkins... :D

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Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

I'll be forever grateful to the company you're working for. Take care and you know - ANYTHING! Just holler.

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sarafina's avatar

Police Pensions.

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Horrible Pourable's avatar

Love ya. :)

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Horrible Pourable's avatar

I'm glad you're doing alright. Continue to take it easy. I thought I was out of the woods, then BOOM. Heart rate near 200. This virus is terrifying. Take care of yourself.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Slainte from a Yank-Irish cousin Celt.

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abbienormal's avatar

Thank you, SER. We cannot forget.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Stay away from the windows and I am so damned sorry.

It shouldn't be like this. Not in the south or anywhere else in this republic.

I want to have an optimistic, upbeat attitude on New Year's eve and am failing miserably to do so.

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Stulexington's avatar

"Dear SCOTUS,We sent the motions, get Kracken."

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Shananigan's avatar

They alway say that and all we end up with is some stuff I have to scrape off the windshield with an old points card because the proper scraper is too big to work.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Let us not forget that Linda Terado, the reporter in the video above, is Wonkette's own Killer Martinis, and one of the first journalist casualties of this battle. She was deliberately shot in the face with a pepper ball and lost her vision in one eye. Or Crip Duke, who was on the front lines in Portland night after night, or the many other Wonkers who risked skin in this thing.

And remember come January, bad Police Departments don't just lose thier enabler-in-chief. They gain a Justice Department that will aggressively bring Federal Suits against them. Biden has promised that. And we should also get a national registry of disciplined and fired cops. A reckoning is coming, motherfuckers.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

check in time: how you doing?

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

OBEY! HUMAN1!! NOW!

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marshwren's avatar

The one that features clairvoyants and seances. If you can find it, it'll have an all-star list of headliners, including new acts such as Tom Petty, John Prine, Leslie West, Charley Pride, Jerry Jeff Walker, Spencer Davis, Helen Reddy, Little Richard, and Eddie van Halen.

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