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Andacar's avatar

Thanks. I'm not exaggerating even a little. in fact I left a lot out: the loud racism to "funny lookin'" neighbors, the loud arguments at 3:00AM, etc.

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Thalia_Is_NOT_Amused's avatar

That really sucks! Bad neighbors are the worst. We've been super lucky over the years. Happy new year, honey!

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rebecca's avatar

a lot of them!

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rebecca's avatar

there was a second one downstairs, but it was gross until we decided to sell and redid that too. We never got to use it, and it was GORGEOUS.

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Richard Griffiths's avatar

Wow. Just wow. This. This is what I call rittin.

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biff murphy's avatar

Happy New Year!

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elsie's avatar

happy new year to you and your family - thanks for wonkette :)

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tiredsucker's avatar

There is a reason that Wonkette has been successful and I just read that reason.

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Carnifex Cruentus's avatar

Wow... I'm a married man and I think I love you Rebecca.

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Carnifex Cruentus's avatar

No comment. FLUSHED

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Carnifex Cruentus's avatar

Go to the African American Civil War Memorial in D.C. and understand that 209,000+ gave their lives for the Nation you live in today.Oh, you'd rather return to 1950? We regret to inform you that chance was finally LOST in 1865. PLEASE... try it again.You want to complain about Viet Nam? 53,000+ lost their lives in that worthless war. They spared Me.

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Carnifex Cruentus's avatar

TX is a nice state, but the people ruin it. My Family is buried there and I never visit graves. I will die in the Southwest... about 800 miles away.

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Carnifex Cruentus's avatar

Take a very close look at Wyoming. There are fewer than 600,000 residents with the lowest population of ALL 50 states and they THINK their opinion is Really important. Since they ALL live close to Yellowstone, the grizzlies are eating them alive.

These idiots think if you shoot a Grizzly in the head, he/she won't retaliate and eat you. The thickest part of a Grizzy's skull is its forehead. You will piss it off with a .308 Winchester. It will chase and EAT you. I love Why!Omens?

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tinker12's avatar

WTF? I'm just saying there's cool museum in Polson, Montana. Period. Merry fking New Year!

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la bibliotequetress's avatar

All the love & hugs to you & & yours living the mansion life in the best Clampett's tradition

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wry6read's avatar

Sorry, from now on I'll just ignore you.

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