I just rewatched The Death of Stalin and omg you should go watch it right now if you find yourself wondering what might happen if a tyrant surrounded by stupid conniving weasels were to suddenly kick off. The bumbling, the stupidity, the back stabbing, the front stabbing, the casual slaughter of people for no apparent reason. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pour yourselves large glasses of vodka and pray to your mysterious gods
DJT had a CTA, not an MRI. A CTA with contrast, to check for leaks into his big beautiful brain! He doesn’t know, both take you through the rings. The radiologist in India reads them both, sends the results by email and by Haji on a camel to Dr Benton Quest, who flies them to your doctors at Walter Reed with Race Bannon. You will get extra “vitamins” in your daily butt shot, just like your idol Adolf did. Speed, steroids, Special K, Horse, Oxy, MDMA, and some FloMax for the enlarged prostrate. (Does DJT still have a prostate, or has he had a TURP and a penile implant? DJT loves the pump. Melania, not so much. Why she stays away. “You can’t touch this!”)
Swing low sweet chariot--I'd love to see that special someone whisked away, along with his entourage of hangers on--thinking he's comfortably seated in his Qatari jet as it flies straight up into the stratosphere wormhole leading to an imploded infinity black hole. Freak!!
Does anyone ever just pause and think to themselves "This country elected Donald Trump twice?"
I mean, ignore the fact that he's incompetent and a criminal and everything else. DONALD. FUCKING. TRUMP. The man who's been a joke my entire lifetime. TWICE.
Technical fact about probability distributions. Many are skewed and not symmetric. With intelligence, that means that many more than half have below average intelligence. Technically speaking, the median is much less than the mean.
What’s wild isn’t the speculation. It’s the total refusal of transparency while demanding absolute confidence. If this were anyone else, the right would be running a chyron and selling merch. Instead we get “don’t worry about it” delivered with jazz hands. You don’t need to wish harm on someone to notice that denial plus secrecy is not a health strategy. It’s a PR one.
"Maybe Trump [sic] had been playing a lot of golf."
Maybe? In Feb the Fulvous Fuckwad played golf eight days out of the 28. Since being erroneously returned to the Oval Office the Coral Corpulence has played 79 rounds of golf (~23%) at a cost to taxpayers of about $110.6 million. (https://didtrumpgolftoday.com/) For the life of me I just can't grok how this doesn't fall under the rubric of "waste, fraud, and abuse™."
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"That was the month Trump [sic] attended the World Cup Club Final at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey."
Other sporting events that the Shocking Orange ShitForBrains has graced with his presence include: Super Bowl LIX, the Daytona 500, the NCAA Wrestling Finals, UFC fights, the US Open Tennis final, the Ryder Cup, a Yankees game, and the Army-Navy Game.
> "As of October 2025 – 10 months into Trump’s [sic] presidency – the U.S. leader has attended 10 major sports events and signed five executive orders related to sports.
Ok, I realize that the Cantaloupe Codpiece is the narcissist of all narcissists and that he can't waste his precious time being concerned about how his actions ruin events for others. How many true fans faced long delays at any venue he went to? These people paid big bucks to go and because of him they missed part of the event they paid to attend. And as usual, he was/is unable to read the room when not filled with sycophants and cultists. He hears the cheers but not the boos when he shows his face. The Corrupt Coral Coward's handlers try to stifle the booing, usually unsuccessfully. Remember the reactions when he showed up at the US Open Tennis tournament, and their attempts to censor the fans' reactions:
I would like to see him suffer the consequences of his evil just once in his miserable life but if we can all just be rid of him once and for all … 🤔
All it takes is one little blood clot. A stroke of luck, so to speak.
I just rewatched The Death of Stalin and omg you should go watch it right now if you find yourself wondering what might happen if a tyrant surrounded by stupid conniving weasels were to suddenly kick off. The bumbling, the stupidity, the back stabbing, the front stabbing, the casual slaughter of people for no apparent reason. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pour yourselves large glasses of vodka and pray to your mysterious gods
Yes please let that piggy watch on tv from jail all of his trashy crap be chiseled off and thrown in the Potomac
I hope you are right, but I'm afraid he will actually be watching from his room in one of Putin's dachas, a permanent guest of a grateful Russia.
The Potamic has suffered enough. Bury his crap with the East Wing rubble on his trash golf course.
DJT had a CTA, not an MRI. A CTA with contrast, to check for leaks into his big beautiful brain! He doesn’t know, both take you through the rings. The radiologist in India reads them both, sends the results by email and by Haji on a camel to Dr Benton Quest, who flies them to your doctors at Walter Reed with Race Bannon. You will get extra “vitamins” in your daily butt shot, just like your idol Adolf did. Speed, steroids, Special K, Horse, Oxy, MDMA, and some FloMax for the enlarged prostrate. (Does DJT still have a prostate, or has he had a TURP and a penile implant? DJT loves the pump. Melania, not so much. Why she stays away. “You can’t touch this!”)
Swing low sweet chariot--I'd love to see that special someone whisked away, along with his entourage of hangers on--thinking he's comfortably seated in his Qatari jet as it flies straight up into the stratosphere wormhole leading to an imploded infinity black hole. Freak!!
IT'S A WRAP.
4:05 EST December 31, 2025. I just finished work for the year.
Hurry up, Hurry uuuuuuuuuuuppppppp!
Does anyone ever just pause and think to themselves "This country elected Donald Trump twice?"
I mean, ignore the fact that he's incompetent and a criminal and everything else. DONALD. FUCKING. TRUMP. The man who's been a joke my entire lifetime. TWICE.
Fucking ridiculous.
I felt the same way about Ronald Reagan.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Especially in Bat Country.
Technical fact about probability distributions. Many are skewed and not symmetric. With intelligence, that means that many more than half have below average intelligence. Technically speaking, the median is much less than the mean.
Half of all voters have below average IQ.
Many more than half, actually.
We call that group "Republicans."
Time to start drinkin'.
I hate to get all conspiratorial but I'm thinking there may have been a wee bit of fuckery most foul.
Down ballot inconsistencies strongly suggest that.
My wishes are simple.
Mussolini
That is all.
He looks like Mussolini. I recently read a book detailing the hunt for Il Duce as WWII wound down. A fun read.
I read "Mussolini, The Last 10 Days, A New Investigation", free on Kindle Unlimited.
120 days of Salo.
What’s wild isn’t the speculation. It’s the total refusal of transparency while demanding absolute confidence. If this were anyone else, the right would be running a chyron and selling merch. Instead we get “don’t worry about it” delivered with jazz hands. You don’t need to wish harm on someone to notice that denial plus secrecy is not a health strategy. It’s a PR one.
"Maybe Trump [sic] had been playing a lot of golf."
Maybe? In Feb the Fulvous Fuckwad played golf eight days out of the 28. Since being erroneously returned to the Oval Office the Coral Corpulence has played 79 rounds of golf (~23%) at a cost to taxpayers of about $110.6 million. (https://didtrumpgolftoday.com/) For the life of me I just can't grok how this doesn't fall under the rubric of "waste, fraud, and abuse™."
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"That was the month Trump [sic] attended the World Cup Club Final at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey."
Other sporting events that the Shocking Orange ShitForBrains has graced with his presence include: Super Bowl LIX, the Daytona 500, the NCAA Wrestling Finals, UFC fights, the US Open Tennis final, the Ryder Cup, a Yankees game, and the Army-Navy Game.
> "As of October 2025 – 10 months into Trump’s [sic] presidency – the U.S. leader has attended 10 major sports events and signed five executive orders related to sports.
No other U.S. president has embedded himself so deeply in sports – from attending live sports events to policymaking – in the service of a broader political strategy." https://www.playthegame.org/projects/trump-and-sport/trump-puts-sport-at-the-centre-of-his-2025-political-agenda/
Ok, I realize that the Cantaloupe Codpiece is the narcissist of all narcissists and that he can't waste his precious time being concerned about how his actions ruin events for others. How many true fans faced long delays at any venue he went to? These people paid big bucks to go and because of him they missed part of the event they paid to attend. And as usual, he was/is unable to read the room when not filled with sycophants and cultists. He hears the cheers but not the boos when he shows his face. The Corrupt Coral Coward's handlers try to stifle the booing, usually unsuccessfully. Remember the reactions when he showed up at the US Open Tennis tournament, and their attempts to censor the fans' reactions:
> "ABC and ESPN did not mute the “full-throated chorus of boos that occurred” when President Trump [sic] was shown at the U.S. Open on Sunday, according to Nancy Armour of USA TODAY. The USTA’s request that broadcasters censor protests or other reactions to Trump’s presence “was an embarrassment,” and ABC and ESPN “refused to kowtow.”" https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/2025/09/08/espn-abc-didnt-mute-boos-of-trump-despite-usta-request/
Apparently the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus thinks he's G-dess' gift to American sports.
fnord
Maybe Bruce Dern could crash the Goodrich Blimp into his seat?
I’d love for him to live long enough to be impeached, convicted, and removed from office. Preferably in the next 365 days.
I don't want him to live long enough for any of those things. And I have the thoughts and prayers to back that up.
The second half of Bob Dylan’s “Masters of War” comes to mind…again…and again…
You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatenin' my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins
How much do I know
To talk out of turn?
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
That even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do
Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness?
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul
And I hope that you die
And your death will come soon
I'll follow your casket
On a pale afternoon
I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead
Patti Smith recited that at the last concert of hers we attended, the day before her birthday last year.
That is so great!
Please, it has taken decades for the Potomac to get clean. How about dumping all his loathsome frippery on Mara a Lardo.
The Cuyahoga, too. They've only recently started releasing lake sturgeon into it again. (That's the river that burned in the 60s)