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Maybe's avatar

I am fairly sure that in order to have a brain infarction you have to possess a brain--preferably your own and not the one you keep in a glass jar by your bed so you can talk to it while calling it George Washington.

Note to trumpy: You can't actually buy a stairway to Heaven (which wouldn't help anyway if you can't climb stairs). It's even less likely that you can buy an escalator to Heaven.

KathyintheWallowas's avatar

Wow, lotta disability shaming going on in your head. Stop the MAGA crap. Write about the evil, but kindly stop dragging people with painful, life threatening disabilities into your pool of joy about other people's pain. Just put on the red hat and be done with it.

Elderly John's avatar

CT's are quick and mostly silent. MRI's take longer and are quite noisy. Since he didn't mention the noise, it was probably a CT.

Michael Bowen's avatar

As the doctor in the video I posted said, can you imagine him lying still for an hour while awake?

Maybe's avatar

I can't imagine him staying awake for an hour.

Robert Eckert's avatar

The only reason I could accept Trump living longer is so that he can die in prison.

Maybe's avatar

It's a pity that stocks and pillories have gone out of style. Also, tar and feathering.

Robert Eckert's avatar

Tar and feathers are for Holy Mike Johnson.

Maybe's avatar

Why stop there? I believe that the nation has an excellent supply of feathers and probably can dredge up a fair amount of tar. Note: tar and feathering was not just humiliating; it was often fatal.

Nancy Blodgett Klein's avatar

You are much too patient. I want him gone today at the latest. 😜

Jane's avatar

Indeed, we have earned it!

Sherry's avatar

Yeah maybe YOU want him to live to see the destruction of whatever your ballroom will be but I’m ok with saving the $$ and letting him drop dead now. I’m pretty sure I’m not in the minority either.

So Very Tired's avatar

My dearest wish is for Donald Trump to die in prison after watching everything he has ever worked towards turn to ash. I want him to die alone, friendless, and completely ignored by the media. I want the last words he hears as he shuffles off this mortal coil to be the prison nurse whispering “quiet, piggy” in his ear.

That is what I want for him.

Maybe's avatar

The most important thing is that he will have lost all his money. Nothing else really matters to him. When you think of people like trumpy or musky or Bezos, your first thought is probably "money" because that's all they are any more. They have no separate existence as a human being.

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Several of my friends and I, all in our 80s and told by our elders and the nuns not to wish harm on anyone, are planning to hang onto life until after Trump is jailed or dead, whichever comes last, so we can rest easy.

Edith Prickly's avatar

Look how blank the demented old fuck’s face is in the Zelenskyy pic. He’ll be wandering around the WH naked in a few more months.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS4_IKlkePP/?igsh=aGY0djBjNmhtMmFr

Maybe's avatar

No pictures, please.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Multiple cognitive tests combined with multiple MRI mean they're monitoring the diseases progress, not checking to see if he has it. He totally has it. Dementia Don.

AIB's avatar

I read a good article that said Kisunla, taken to reduce the speed of onset of dementia, can also cause potentially dangerous physical changes in the brain. This is why patients taking it may be given periodic MRIs, so doctors can decide whether it needs to be stopped.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

We could paint the Arc de Trump rainbow colors and Black Lives Matter along the top.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Disagree that Couchfucker would be worse than Grampa Assmouth, scotchguarding costs notwithstanding. JD has no base, period. Thus he has no “I’ll have my cult primary you” power over the GOP. Thus he becomes a lame duck on Day 1, and despite having all the same loathsomeness as Grampa he’s got zero ability to unite all the GOP fuckers. So absolutely nothing would happen during his term, other than the GOP eating their own faces over and over.

I’d love to see Grampa Assmouth just mentally decayed enough to be shunted to a Farm Upstate by his handlers, but just cogent enough to see everything he’s ever done shredded by President Mayor Pete (or insert your preference here). But if he stroked out tomorrow I wouldn’t be afraid of a worsening of our overall situation. Some shitty things would continue by inertia, but the next worst idea wouldn’t happen.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I misread you as saying "other than the GOP eating their own feces over and over" which would also do.

And: that's President Secretary Mayor Pete

Brian McCurdy's avatar

My Mom is Trump’s age and had a bruise on her hand after an MRI. It wasn’t a routine MRI like they lied about Trump but the doctor was suspicious (Mom is fine). I teased her that she had the same bruise as Trump (she haaates him). Her bruise faded in days. It didn’t keep reappearing. That man is not in good health.

Maybe's avatar

Not physically, mentally, emotionally, or morally.

Elderly John's avatar

When I had a CT with contrast, they injected the dye through the veins on the back of my hand. I think they are looking for a brain bleed or lewy bodies.

What A Debacle's avatar

End of year question:

How many of you people REALLY believe that Biden "just had a bad night"?

Do you really BELIEVE that Dems, including Clooney, who spoke OUT about said "bad night" are culpable for Trump's win?

The debate was shocking. I watched with a group of friends, we all expected Biden to win. During the debate we all began to realize that this bad dream was real. No one spoke about it during the broadcast, hoping Biden would snap out of it.

Afterwards... we all agreed that (like Biden) we were fucked.

The Biden withdrawal and subsequent Harris substitution was a Hail Mary that fell incomplete in the end zone. Biden had no shot of winning, none.

Maybe's avatar

You cannot know that Biden had no shot at winning. You're just making that up for something to say.

Elderly John's avatar

I believe that Biden should have done the noble thing and resigned in his 3rd year so Kamala could run on her own record. Joe was supposed to be POTUS for one term, and it was a mistake to run again, no matter what the sycophants around him said.

What A Debacle's avatar

Yep, and she probably would be president now.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

Quoted from "The Memoirs of Judas," perhaps?