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Andy Reed's avatar

When I looked at the Vogue photo of 26-year-old Karoline Leavitt, it occurred to me that she looks like a 50-year-old doing her utmost to try to look younger than she is. The very first moment of the video, before she puts on those pounds of shit all over her face, is the only time she looks both human and quite good looking.

Sad that all these feMAGAs take their "beauty" cue from half-century-ago images of Ivana Trump.

AmzGrace14k's avatar

The maga piggy face.

joanne g murphy's avatar

IMO it's not meant to be convincing. It is all cosplay and role playing. She is the sexy cop of MAGA wet dreams. Ugh.

Heidi Wild's avatar

The bows! WTAF?!?!

Patty Mana`e's avatar

Looks like pami and ivanki are wearing the same bow sleeved horrendous dress

It’s a bow ting

Sara Scheuring's avatar

Are these women sharing the same bow sleeve dress with each other? Ewwwwwww!

Carolyn Donegan's avatar

Are they all wearing the SAME bow-sleeve dress?

Mark S's avatar

They all seem to encompass everything that entails plastic surgery gone bad!

But they actually think there hot!

I do hope mara-lago-face can be contained to those stupid enough to think that comedy of errors actually looks good 🤮

Timothy  Wills's avatar

I would have been tempted to ask out the old Kristi, but once I discovered her vile beliefs it would have been a big Nope.

The new Kristi and the way the rest of them present themselves to the world is like certain insects have colors warning others that they are poisonous.

For that, I thank them for the warning.

Warren's avatar

Have you seen Melania and Bibi’s New Year’s Eve getup?

I wish I could attach a pic, but not able. Melania looks like she is wearing a roll of aluminum foil without a slip or underwear, no visible panty line, with SILVER SHOES. The only other time I’ve seen silver shoes, a Louisiana girl was wearing them with hip hugger jeans.

Bibi couldn’t find a haberdashery that sold black bow ties, so he wore a black straight tie to A Formal Event!

His wife is wearing a plum skirt with long sleeves that shows her knees to A Formal Event with beige heels! She bought a new dress in Miami and couldn’t find shoes to match! Long sleeves and short hemline in Florida??

Discuss.

glenglish's avatar

Are we trained to be vain about our looks or is it genetic or a mixture or what?

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Thing is too, ugly is not just skin deep. Bad people end up looking bad. Remember the Twilight Zone where everyone at the reading-of-the-will event had to wear masks until midnight, and when they took them off voila! they all looked like the masks. You do an expression for 50-60-70 years and boy, that's gonna be you.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Great post. I've said this before on here but I fucking do not like the makeup look. Meaning that if I can tell there's a ton of makeup, I look no further. Also too, if you're a raging a-hole, no amount of facial makeup abuse will make you purty. To me. Conversely, if you're an actual physically "hot" woman, and a republican, to me your just gross. Having said all this Ms. Jasmine is one of my heroes, duh. She's the Dolly Parton of Congress!

Robyn Pennacchia's avatar

EH. I don't really care that most men hate "noticeable" makeup. I do it for myself because it's way more fun for me and that's what matters. The "clean girl aesthetic" can die in a fire as far as I'm concerned. GIVE ME GLITTER OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Ivanka, SpokesBarbie Leavitt, Kimberly G., and Gnome were all pretty cute before they went under the knife. So sad.

Denise Clair's avatar

Forget the commas!

When i was 17 and went to live with my mother (whom you would never call ‘mom’) , she announced that my eyebrows looked like SPERM! Go ahead, run to the nearest mirror to see if you too have sperm for eyebrows.

beb's avatar

"the facial equivalent of a Cybertruck" is so on target, much like the Cynertruck is the Mar-A- lLago Face of automation.

lw's avatar

They just wanted to bring the ugly out so you know it when you see it. Sad to want to glow with the essence of trump!