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I brought you breakfast today, sort of! In honor of the Scripps National Spelling Bee, I brought you this old timey Alpha-Bits commercial starring the Jackson 5 in what I think are like, pilgrim leotards? Not sure!
1970s Alpha Bits Cereal (Jackson 5) www.youtube.com
I don't know if Alpha-Bits still exist, but they were not good. Did not care for them and honestly do not know anyone who did. I was a Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Cracklin' Oat Bran gal myself (Shut up, it tastes like oatmeal cookies and you can eat it at a normal pace without worrying about it getting soggy, and thus a totally normal thing for a child to enjoy).
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