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Hello and happy weekend!
Your present this week is something that truly just rocked my Thursday morning so much that I made a note to put it up this week. There are few things I love more than a good (by which I mean terrible) Christian parody song of a pop song, especially when the pop song in question happens to be explicitly sexual. Like this Jesus-themed cover of Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack."
“Good morning everyone… h/t @bridgetbadore”
— Christian Nightmares (@Christian Nightmares) 1659013066
Now what I really, really want to see, though, is the Christian parody version of Ginuwine's "Pony." It must exist somewhere, right?
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