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2nd Best Campaign Mailer of the Year: Where's My Dog?
It is the easiest (and most overused) "attack ad" joke there is: "My opponent hates puppies." In one Pennsylvania race, yet another satirical trope has been bested by reality. Say hello to Larry Glick, Democratic candidate for the State House:

As the Philly Inquirer reported today, this mailer was sent out to voters across Bucks County by the Pennsylvania Republican State Committee. And we cannot for the life of us decide if we like it better than the sex offender one . The details of the ruthless dog murder are on the back.

There is no possible additional joke to be made. RIP Wrango the Dog.
Dog-theft ad 'new low,' untrue, says Pa. House hopeful [Philly.com]
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