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• WTF?A tipster writes, "Possible suicide? Chinese man in front of Obama's office on the 7th floor of Hart [Senate Office Building], threatening to jump." Could it be The Batman? Somebody go take a camera-phone picture.

UPDATE: "Sadly, no camera phone to verify. They have a team of white coats there and a fire truck (jump unit?) Just pulled up. Streets are blocked off, barriers up."

Oh, Barack, where are you now that your countryreallyneeds you? (Living it up in Iraq, that's what!)