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• WATCH YR CORNHOLE BUD: Ha, this dude we met at a cigar and liquor (and dildo) party the other night was comically arrested, covering "the role of corporate lobbyists and wealthy donors at the convention for a series of Money Trail reports" for ABC News. Well, when we saw him, he was just throwin' those drinks down and taking pictures of the bar band, and smoking cigars. Then again therewere creepy members of Congress there sidling up to the (surprising amount of) hot ass in town. But now our poor friend from ABC News is in jail for taking their pictures. We'll see you on the other side, Asa. [ TV Newser ]