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NEW REPORT SAYS NOBODY HAS JOBS ANYMORE: Yoinks, over half a million jobs lost in amonth!Our robust American economy shed an additional 533,000 jobs in November and the unemployment rate rose to 6.7 percent. This confirms our suspicion that Wonkette readers, who have performed so gloriously in EcoDriving USA's marvelous time-suck of a contest, constitute some massive portion of the recently unemployed. [ Bureau of Labor Statistics ]