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THIS IS WHY DOWNTOWN SMELLS LIKE ASS: Here is a true fact about the source of DC'sinsidious fecal odor, gleaned from the Universal Source of All True Things, Wikipedia, by Wonkette Informant Tyler: "I spent most of yesterday afternoon wondering why the entirety of Buffalo Billiards (and the rest of Dupont, really) smelled like dog shit more than usual. Turns out that the female gingko trees drop pods/seeds that smell like shit when they split open." Ginkgo trees are a metaphor for the sacred loins of Barbara Bush Sr. [ Wikipedia ]