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• THE MEMO GOT LOST: Oh, right. In case it wasn't obvious these past two days, your Wonkette is resting for the tragedy that will be 2009 through the New Year, meaning we're on a "limited posting schedule" for the rest of 2008. WAIT DON'T LEAVE... we'll still be posting every day, even on Jesus' Birthday, but with only one editor per day. And today it's your male associate editor! So prepare yourself for more aggravating nonsense.