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AN EXCITING OPPORTUNITY TO HELP YOUR WONKETTE: Your associate editor "Jim" would like to do a Year In Rear View Top 5/10 List, it being December 30th and all, and has decided to GO EPIC: Top 5/10 Teevee Clips of the Year. Whoa, right? (PSST SECRET: YOUTUBE CLIPS ARE EASY TO POST.) We have some ideas but want to be very careful not to forget anything important. So please send us some suggestions (email@example.com) under the subject line "I am an American, Chicago born -- Chicago, that somber city -- and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent. But a man's character is his fate, says Heraclitus, and in the end there isn't any way to disguise the nature of the knocks by acoustical work on the door or gloving the knuckles." Seriously you have to use the whole quote as your subject.