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NO-SHOWS: After we saw theWax Demon of Barack Obama at the ghetto Safeway, we figured he'd show up anywhere! Alas, Madame Tussauds' homunculus of our new president kindly RSVP's that he's already booked tonight and won't be at Wonkette's Inaugural Ball. So if you want a picture with the Wax Demon Obama, you must get the "presidential package" at the D.C. Museum of Wax, for $50, which also includes a horrifying "Inaugural Wax Hand." [ Madame Tussauds DC ]