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HEY, WEMADETHAT BLOG, YOU BASTARDS: Now what the hell? Fancy print magazineTime released its authoritative list of the 25 Best Blogs and we didn't make it ( TIME HAS NO CREDIBILITY),but freaking ~synthesis~ did, because of its "wide range of expertise" and fancy facts. Well we have no *facts* here, except for this one: we are a WARBLOG and we lifted ~synthesis~ to eternal glory, fame, and riches. You cherish that award, ~synthesis~! You cherish it real good now! 'Cause they love you today, sure, but by morning you're NOTHING to them... just some OLD HAG... *sobs* [ Time ]