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• FINALLY SOME JOE THE PLUMBER NEWS!He spoke somewhere and said hilarious things: "'This country has been great for over 180 years,' Wurzelbacher said after urging folks to study the Constitution. It wasn’t clear whether something happened in the late 1820s to make the United States great, but other than a few puzzled glances from the crowd, everyone went with it." That's when Ronald Reagan invented Internet pornography, of course. [ Colorado Independent via The Plank ]