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IT'S 9/11 + HALLOWEEN × INFINITY: Human oddity Michael Jackson is dead, according to a chain of increasingly reliable media outlets starting withTMZ and ending withRaw Storythe New York Times . (Just kidding, it's only TMZ and some blogs. TheLA Timessays he's in a coma ... and NOW he's officially deceased.) Michael Jackson was 50 and just acted hella weird all the time. [Every News Outlet For The Next Week]