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NO, SORRY, WE CANNOT FULLY MOCK THIS TRAGIC PAJAMAS TEEVEE MOVIE: As much as we like to take requests fromyoung conservative portions of the Internet during "Monday Fun Lunch Hour," this terrible Pajamas TV thing, where their token black guy gets tortured by Nancy Pelosi and Kim Jong Il, is just impossible to finish. The astonishing racism near the middle -- haw haw, the yellows can't pronounce the letter "L," SO... SO IT SOUNDS LIKE "R" ALL THE TIME INSTEAD! -- is decent. And yet. Why is Nancy Pelosi stripping? This is when we turned it off. Thanks anyway! [ PJTV via Conor Friedersdorf ]