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• SCUZZLEBUTT QUITS NY-23 RACE!The communist liberal abortion-loving ACORN Stalinist ("moderate conservative") Republican candidate in the NY-23 special congressional election, Scuzzlebutt, has dropped out only a few days before the election. She was sick of getting yelled at by wingnuts. More likely, though, is that the RNC applied severe pressure on her ("Just get your quit on, baby") so it could claim a Conservative Party victory as its own. The possibilities for bipartisanship in Congress have never been better. [ AP ]