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• SARAH PALIN'S MOST INSPIRATIONAL FACEBOOK PROSE YET: It puts a tear or zero in our eyes on this, this historic election day that no one cares about: "Please take time today to exercise the right that so many people fought to secure for us. In considering these east coast races, it occurred to me that Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and so many of the women who fought to give future generations the right to vote hailed from these states." In other words, as her hero Susan B. Anthony once said, "Vote with your vag, ladies." Today, this means voting for an asexual robot male in Virginia, Glenn Beck's male wingnut bitch in New York, and the fattest male goblin alive in New Jersey. [Sarah Palin's Facebook ]