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• UNEMPLOYED WILL SOON BE THE RICHEST OF ALL!The Senate just passed a procedural motion to bring a bill extending unemployment benefits to a floor vote, finally, after weeks of terrible Republican ACORN amendment obstruction. Just stave off the starvation a little bit longer, welfare queens, because soon enough you'll be able to eat those fine mink coats that you'll buy with your unemployment money! The procedural motion passed 97 to 1. Try to guess the asshole before clicking. [ CQ ]