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HERE'S THE ONE FUNNY EXCERPT-Y THING FROM LAST NIGHT'S FORD-STEELE DEATH MATCH:  "At one point, Steele attacked President Obama for letting the Bush tax cuts expire for families who make more than $250,000. 'Trust me, after taxes, a million dollars is not a lot of money,' Steele said." Ford pretended to disagree. Please run, Eliot Spitzer! We're sorry! [ TPM , comedy photo by Jackson Baker/Memphis Flyer ]