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OBAMA WILL INDOCTRINATE YOUTHS AT THESE COLLEGES: Alan Keyes, put thosebloody fetus toysback in the stroller -- we're going to the U of Michigan! And "Hampton"! These are the two lucky colleges that will host Barack Obama as commencement speaker this year. Unfortunately, neither of them are papist or god-y, so there won't be any "Notre Dame fireworks." At least not at Michigan. Who knows what this Hampton thing is? Muslin, probably. [AP ]