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GO BACK TO YOUR WHORES: Oh look, Eliot Spitzer is apparently still writing his awful column forSlate: "After reading the Gettysburg Address, does the idea of a carbon tax to finally move us away from an oil and old-energy dependence that is fouling not only the Gulf of Mexico but our entire climate, foreign policy, and economy seem so outrageous?" Uh? [ Slate via Wonkette Operative Daniel McQuade ]