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![KFC-Taco Bell-Pizza Hut represents the global marketplace of ideas. KFC-Taco Bell-Pizza Hut represents the global marketplace of ideas.](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fimg.https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2Ffriedman.jpg)
THOMAS FRIEDMAN ACCURATELY DESCRIBED: He's a "barely literate cartoon mustache of oversimplification whose understanding of global politics is slightly less comprehensive than aUSA Today infographic and who possesses about as much insight into world events as a lightly vandalized Wikipedia stub entry." [ Alex Pareene/Salon ]