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SEND US SEXY PICTURES OF *YOU* IN YOUR WONKETTE T-SHIRTS: We learned from theComics Curmudgeon (who is also your morning editor Josh Fruhlinger) that readers love to see fellow readers wearing funny shirts from the site they're all reading. Why? Probably something about psychology or pornography.

So, if you've got a hot new Wonkette shirt and a camera and someone to take your picture, please go outside or whatever -- maybe with a Local Landmark in the background? -- and take a nice picture of yourself and send it to tips -at- wonkette with the subject line HERE IS T-SHIRT FOTO ART.

We will choose five (5) photos to use for the WonketteMart T-shirt shop, and we will send EACH of you five (5) people a Free Shirt of Your Choice. Keep it for yourself or present it as a gift at your next social event or funeral or bris. And thanks again for ordering from WonketteMart! 

WERE YOU AWARE? We now offer XL2 sizes of our most popular shirts! Everything is now in stock and ships Immediately! And new items (including Wonkette Operative coffee/whisky mugs and Wonkette-logo Tees) are coming next month! [ WonketteMart ]