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If we really can't afford this game of chicken then adding fucking guardrails you cunt!

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Exactly.

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Please offer one for me. I miss mine.

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😭😭😭

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Just his memory is providing more leadership than the Annoying Orange.

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You’re a troublemaker. Come sit by me.

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Here, they are the government.

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There should be NO bailouts. Businesses--large, medium, or small--should be allowed to take out low or no interest loans which have to be paid back. This worked with the auto manufacturers. There should also be conditions about how workers are treated by anyone who takes out such a loan.

I wonder if MoscowMitch sneaker any permanent tax cuts into the bill for his corporate darlings?

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And any Dem contributes to the head count used to determine who controls the Senate or House.

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If the Dems message correctly and powerfully they could turn this around. People do not like corporate bailouts.

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Hotels, perhaps? And golf courses?

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So I wonder Mitch approves of trump calling it the Chinese virus. Maybe we should ask his wife.

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Why we'll never have nice things, pt 376.

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trump likes the old school ways of dealing with spies. He should like that way of dealing with profiteers, but since I’m sure he is one, I don’t hold out a lot of hope.

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I hope Cornyn loses his job.

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If the Republicans and their billionaire buddies can't set aside their class war at a time like this, maybe it's best for everyone that the Dow sheds another 5000 points or so. This is one of the most shameful displays of rapacious greed in recorded human history.

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